Interesting Money

This is a bit off-topic from my usual entries, but in glancing through the numerous search queries people have typed in order to find my site (this month), I stumbled upon a few rather interesting ones and thought I would share them here.

800-293-1621

After scratching my head for a few minutes, I realized this is the phone number for the E-Trade security department, and as a result of my wrestling match with them earlier this year, I’m currently the top hit for that particular search query.

etrade bankrupt

Really? That’s one I haven’t heard yet. But hey, I read it on the internet, so it must be true!

disregard information sent in error

Sure thing, boss. Consider it disregarded. Oh, I’ll have those TPS reports to you by five.

who owns fnbo direct?

That’s a good question. Are there any other questions? Perhaps you should feast your eyes on their executive profiles page.

apology for email sent

Apology accepted!

i have to drive a crappy car

Sorry to hear that, though I wish you’d explain why it causes you so much consternation. Actually… wait, is that you, Jim?